Emma: Mom, you know that door in me mere's (grandma's) hall. The one next to the door to my room. The one with the big lock on the the handle.
Emma: What's behind that door
Me: That's where me mere keeps her skeletons.
Emma: Oh, cool. That's where she keeps her Halloween decorations and her costumes.
Me: No, skeletons. Actual skeletons.
Bob: Gross! Me mere keeps dead bodies in there??
Me: No silly. Skeletons are just bones.
Bob: I bet me mere glued eyeballs onto the skeletons!
Emma: I bet me mere has dog bones in there!
Me: She probably does.
Emma: ......I'm going to ask me mere about this.
(The Truth: It's the door to the furnace. It's had a kiddie lock on it for as long as I can remember)