Girlchild: Hey Bob, we get to go to Uncle Mike's house tonight and eat crawdads?
Bob: I don't think I like crawdads.
The Mom: You like crab, you might like them.
Bob: Mom, did you know that Shaggy and Scooby suck the juices out of the crawdad tails.
Me: That's how people from the South do it.
Bob: When I grow up, I want to be a people from the South.